• Istanbul, Turkey, Qualifying
    Giustino, Lorenzo 2 6 6 6 2 2 Marcora, Roberto 1 4 7 3 1 1
  • Munich, Germany, Qualifying
    Zverev, Mischa 1 7 4 5 1 Berrer, Michael 1 6 6 3 1
  • Bol, Singles W-C10-CRO-01A
    Pantuckova, Gabriela 2 1 6 6 2 2 Mekovec, Iva 1 6 3 4 1 1
  • Nigeria F1, Singles Qualifying
    Christopher Anefu, Edward 1 6 6 2 1 Hounkpevi, Felix 1 2 7 3 1
  • Vercelli, Italy
    Daniel, Taro 1 6 1 1 Volandri, Filippo 0 3 4 0
  • France F9, Singles Qualifying
    Diep, Florent 2 6 7 2 2 Massa, Alexandre 0 2 6 0 0
  • El Kantaoui, Singles W-C10-TUN...
    Wikkerink, Janneke 1 6 0 2 1 1 Prosperi, Valeria 2 2 6 6 2 2
  • Greece F5, Singles
    Crepaldi, Erik 1 3 6 1 1 Ehara, Hiroyasu 1 6 0 3 1
  • Spain F10, Singles
    Arauzo-Martinez, Juan-Samuel 1 6 3 4 1 Puget, Adrien 1 4 6 5 1
  • Istanbul, Turkey, Qualifying
    Nedovyesov, Oleksandr 2 6 6 2 2 Linzer, Michael 0 3 3 0 0
  • Sweden F1, Singles Qualifying
    Mansson, Marcus 0 5 3 0 0 Brydolf, Patrik 2 7 6 2 2
  • Prague, Czech Republic, Qualif...
    Ostapenko, Jelena 1 6 3 1 Duque Marino, Mariana 0 4 5 0
  • Santa Margherita Di Pula, Sing...
    Szymczuch, Oliwia 0 1 0 0 0 Remondina, Anna-Giulia 2 6 6 2 2
  • Marrakech, Morocco, Qualifying
    Irigoyen, Maria 1 4 6 1 Hogenkamp, Richel 1 6 1 1
  • Marrakech, Morocco, Qualifying
    Glatch, Alexa 1 6 3 1 Bonaventure, Ysaline 0 3 1 0
  • Marrakech, Morocco, Qualifying
    Van Uytvanck, Alison 1 7 3 1 Sorribes Tormo, Sara 0 6 0 0
  • Munich, Germany, Qualifying
    Gombos, Norbert 2 6 6 2 2 Affonso Neto, Roberto 0 1 2 0 0
  • Santa Margherita Di Pula, Sing...
    Pieri, Jessica 0 5 3 0 0 Klasen, Charlotte 2 7 6 2 2
  • Munich, Germany, Qualifying
    Stepanek, Radek 1 4 6 1 Brands, Daniel 1 6 4 1
  • Istanbul, Turkey, Qualifying
    Kavcic, Blaz 2 6 6 2 2 Yurtacan, Efe 0 0 1 0 0
  • Nigeria F1, Singles Qualifying
    Mohammed, Mohammed 0 5 1 0 Atseye, Henry 1 7 4 1
  • Turin, Italy, Qualifying
    Hamou, Maxime 1 6 2 1 Caruso, Salvatore 0 4 2 0
  • Turin, Italy, Qualifying
    Naso, Gianluca 1 6 1 1 Niesten, Miliaan 0 3 1 0
  • Sweden F1, Singles Qualifying
    Onken, Julian 1 6 3 1 Svensson, Adam 0 1 1 0
  • Sweden F1, Singles Qualifying
    Forberg Skogeng, Adrian 0 4 0 Hawken, Sebastian 0 5 0
  • France F9, Singles Qualifying
    Janvier, Maxime 0 5 0 Mora, Maxime 0 3 0
  • Estoril, Portugal, Qualifying
    Falcao, Goncalo 0 0 0 Lestienne, Constant 0 4 0
  • Sweden F1, Singles Qualifying
    Moebius, Philip 0 2 0 Eriksson, Vincent 0 1 0
  • Istanbul, Singles W-C50-TUR-17...
    Pliskova, Kristyna 0 4 0 Peer, Shahar 0 1 0
  • Estoril, Portugal, Qualifying
    De Schepper, Kenny 0 1 0 Gaspar Murta, Andre 0 3 0
  • Bucharest, Romania
    Vesely, Jiri 13:00 Garcia-Lopez, Guillermo
  • Estoril, Portugal, Qualifying
    Munoz-Abreu, Jordi 0 1 0 Vega Hernandez, David 0 1 0
  • Prague, Czech Republic, Qualif...
    Konjuh, Ana 0 2 0 Ozaki, Risa 0 0 0
  • Santa Margherita Di Pula, Sing...
    Korzeniak, Anna 0 1 0 Stephenson, Francesca 0 3 0
  • Ponta Delgada, Singles W-C10-P...
    Garcia Perez, Georgina 0 3 0 Versteeg, Kelly 0 2 0
  • Santa Margherita Di Pula, Sing...
    Stoerbrauck, Sarah 0 0 0 Marfutina, Maria 0 4 0
  • Istanbul, Turkey, Qualifying
    Oswald, Philipp Fucsovics, Marton
  • France F9, Singles Qualifying
    Meis, Pascal 0 2 0 Beran, Martin 0 1 0
  • Santa Margherita Di Pula, Sing...
    Njoze, Mirabelle 0 1 0 Balducci, Alice 0 1 0
  • Tunisia F15, Singles
    Horansky, Filip 0 0 0 Heyman, Christopher 0 1 0
  • Istanbul, Turkey, Qualifying
    Gabashvili, Teimuraz 13:20 Chervyakov, Fedor
  • France F9, Singles Qualifying
    Reboul, Fabien 0 1 0 Restifo, Arnaud 0 0 0
  • Santa Margherita Di Pula, Sing...
    Teichmann, Jil Belen 13:20 Lombardo, Beatrice
  • Munich, Germany, Qualifying
    Brown, Dustin 13:35 Hoiss, Stephan
  • Nigeria F1, Singles Qualifying
    Mufumbila, Patrick 13:40 Omang, Thomas Otu
  • Marrakech, Morocco, Qualifying
    Pereira, Teliana 13:40 Melnikova, Marina
  • Marrakech, Morocco, Qualifying
    Voracova, Renata 13:45 Radwanska, Urszula
  • Istanbul, Turkey, Qualifying
    Venus, Michael 13:45 Albot, Radu
  • Marrakech, Morocco, Qualifying
    Arcangioli, Manon 14:00 Rogowska, Olivia
  • Munich, Germany, Qualifying
    Veger, Filip 14:00 Melzer, Gerald
  • Prague, Czech Republic, Qualif...
    Borecka, Martina 14:00 Putintseva, Yulia
  • Munich, Germany, Qualifying
    Ledovskikh, Mikhail 14:00 Simon, Tobias
  • Prague, Czech Republic, Qualif...
    Krajicek, Michaella 14:00 Govortsova, Olga
  • Estoril, Portugal, Qualifying
    Hanescu, Victor 14:20 Sousa, Pedro
  • Estoril, Portugal, Qualifying
    Deus, Nuno 14:20 Fischer, Martin
  • Estoril, Portugal, Qualifying
    Marrero Santana, David 14:20 Granollers-Pujol, Gerard
  • France F9, Singles Qualifying
    Wang, Tak Khunn 14:25 Bouquet, Lucas
  • Marrakech, Morocco, Qualifying
    Siegemund, Laura 14:30 Kostova, Elitsa
  • Marrakech, Morocco, Qualifying
    Savchuk, Olga 14:30 Brianti, Alberta
  • Stuttgart, Germany
    Kerber, Angelique 14:30 Wozniacki, Caroline
  • Barcelona, Spain, Doubles
    Murray J / Peers J 14:30 Draganja M / Kontinen H
  • France F9, Singles Qualifying
    Laurent, Yanais 14:50 De Schepper, Joeffrey
  • France F8, Singles
    Bourgue, Mathias 15:00 Eysseric, Jonathan
  • Estoril, Portugal, Qualifying
    Carballes Baena, Roberto 15:40 Thivant, Yannick
  • Estoril, Portugal, Qualifying
    Desein, Niels 15:40 Gil, Frederico
  • Stuttgart, Germany, Doubles
    Mattek-Sands B / Safarova L 15:45 Garcia C / Srebotnik K
  • Santos, Brazil
    Gigounon, Germain 16:00 Rola, Blaz
  • Tallahassee, USA, Qualifying
    Singh, Sanam 16:00 Santiago, Mico
  • Tallahassee, USA, Qualifying
    Reid, Matt 16:00 Bangoura, Sekou
  • Tallahassee, USA, Qualifying
    Bagnis, Facundo 16:00 Collarini, Andrea
  • Tallahassee, USA, Qualifying
    Statham, Jose 16:00 Escobedo, Ernesto
  • Charlottesville, Singles Quali...
    Norris, Marie 16:00 HO, Jessica
  • Charlottesville, Singles Quali...
    Harman, Emily J 16:00 Cako, Jacqueline
  • Charlottesville, Singles Quali...
    Morra, Cameron 16:00 Sanders, Storm
  • Charlottesville, Singles Quali...
    Shishkina, Maria 16:00 Weinhold, Ashley
  • Mexico F1, Singles Qualifying
    Nicholas, Jeremy Hunter 17:00 Ruiz-Rosales, Antonio
  • Mexico F1, Singles Qualifying
    Ferrando, Nicolas 17:00 Alcantara Rangel, Orlando
  • Mexico F1, Singles Qualifying
    Alvarez Cerdan, Andres 17:00 Carneiro Torres Goncalves, Gabriel
  • Mexico F1, Singles Qualifying
    Shrom, Saul 17:00 Rosas-Zarur, Raul-Isaias
  • Guadalajara, Mexico
    Ram, Rajeev 17:00 Jung, Jason
  • Barcelona, Spain
    Nishikori, Kei 17:30 Andujar, Pablo
  • Charlottesville, Singles Quali...
    Broomfield, Ayan 17:30 Raszkiewicz, Eva
  • Charlottesville, Singles Quali...
    Frenkel, Nicole 17:30 Jebawy, Jasmin
  • Charlottesville, Singles Quali...
    Chang, Sophie 17:30 Gabueva, Angelina
  • Charlottesville, Singles Quali...
    Kukharchuk, Nika 17:30 Molnar, Sonja
  • Mexico F1, Singles Qualifying
    Carpenter, Kevin Jack 18:30 Priego Carrilo, Juan Jose
  • Mexico F1, Singles Qualifying
    Bakalov, Boris Nicola 18:30 Duenas Munoz, Guillermo
  • Mexico F1, Singles Qualifying
    Lomas, Jordan 18:30 Romero Estrada, Ricardo Fernando
  • Mexico F1, Singles Qualifying
    Martinez Martinez, Mijael Arturo 18:30 Mandujano, Raul
  • Savannah, USA, Doubles
    Duran G / Zeballos H 19:00 Novikov D / Peralta J
  • Charlottesville, Singles Quali...
    Ivanova, Dasha 19:00 Wong, Keri
  • Charlottesville, Singles Quali...
    Drake, Maureen 19:00 Stevenson, Alexandra
  • Charlottesville, Singles Quali...
    Rampre, Petra 19:00 Neffa De Los Rios, Ana Paula
  • Charlottesville, Singles Quali...
    Pigossi, Laura 19:00 Lee-Waters, Lindsay
  • Savannah, USA
    Mcgee, James 20:00 Chung, Hyeon
  • Guadalajara, Singles W-C15-MEX...
    Zacarias, Marcela 20:00 Rodriguez, Victoria
  • Charlottesville, Singles Quali...
    Januskova, Petra 20:30 Rizzolo, Kayla
  • Charlottesville, Singles Quali...
    Elie, Jennifer 20:30 Lukic, Vojislava
  • Dothan, Singles W-C50-USA-02A
    Stewart, Katerina 21:00 Chirico, Louisa
  • Dothan, Doubles W-C50-USA-02A
    Konta J / Sanchez M 22:30 Goncalves P C / Krejsova P

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Seljo Kalač se mnogo hvališe, to nie uredu

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Opet sam se obreo na stranicama dnevnoga lista s nazivom Kurir (štopo sam bio mnogo bardo za special za vreme prvenstva Staroga kontinenta u fudbalu), a Žigara već moli u fazonu: „Moine se šališ na moi račun, dosta e bilo“. Ja odgovor: „Ćenem puno, al mora te potkačim malo metodom povremeno podmetodom u svakoi trećoi rečenici“, a kumara patos.

Ono šo mie okupiralo pažnju u proteklom vremenu metodom intrige e podatak da Seljo Kalač ima nispe od 28 cantimetara, žeka izmerio ga pa se hvališe dae naiobdarenii, Ron Džeremi odgovara: „Ae da ga merimo“, a Severina u fazonu oće proba samo fali rečno plovilo zvano jahta i uređai za snimanje pod nazivom kamera. Sigurnoe da bi široke narodne mase uživale u tom takozvanom sudaru titana ko šo uživaju kad Pantela teroriše protivničke odbrane ili kad tovarim Žigaru na svom fen peidžu na društvenoi mreži Feisbuk.

Šo ga nisu priavili za Ginisovu knjigu rekorda za naiobdarenii žbun (inače knjiga e nastala 1951. godine, kaje menadžer pivare Ginis ušo u kafanu pae divio dase ljudi takmiče ko će pre da poede neku hranu. Mora Pantela vas obrazue loma)? Šo ga nisu poslali na olimipadu za kategoriu skok s motkom (el kapirate zonfić, Seljo ima motku)? Malo sam izneverovo oko cele situacie, štopo Seljo sigurno žela, ili e u fazonu ko Žigara kaje merio, viče Žigara: „Pantela, ja iam 35, isto ko i ti“, nie ljomber skapiro da gae merio na milimetarskoj raspodeli lenjira za OTO.

Moa poruka, nači ovai put za promenu malo bičarkama - moine veruete ovima šo se hvališu da im e veliki nispe, nego odma budite u fazonu: „Esi obdaren macane? Upali kameru vrste veb, dase proveri veličina i ništa manje obim“. Ima Pantela i poruku na jeziku latinskom „Penis bonus pax in domo“ iliti „Veliki nispe, bičarke zadovoljne“.


Pantela specijalni kolumnista Kurira za Olimpijske igreu Londonu 2012

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