• Spain F7, Singles
    Roca Batalla, Oriol 12:30 Zapata Miralles, Bernabe
  • Morocco F3, Doubles
    Claesson J / Solberg C 0 1 0 0 Sporken M / Van Den Honert V 1 6 1 1
  • Tunisia F12, Singles Qualifyin...
    Joncour, Ronan 2 6 1 6 2 2 Longo, Michele 1 1 6 3 1 1
  • Raanana, Israel, Qualifying
    Niesten, Miliaan 1 3 7 0 1 Khachanov, Karen 1 6 5 2 1
  • Italy F3, Singles
    Mazzella, Manuel 1 4 6 0 1 Maccari, Federico 1 6 1 1 1
  • Heraklion, Doubles W-C10-GRE-0...
    Ciobanu D / Pinto G 2 3 6 10 2 2 Patiuk V / Sterenbach S 1 6 3 4 1 1
  • Tunisia F12, Singles Qualifyin...
    Bothwell, Samuel 0 6 2 0 Wallart, Enzo 1 7 5 1
  • Croissy-Beaubourg, Doubles W-C...
    Arcangioli M / Paquet C 0 5 4 0 0 Hozumi E / Ninomiya M 2 7 6 2 2
  • Heraklion, Doubles W-C10-GRE-0...
    Kairi A / Primorac I 0 2 4 0 0 Kobelt M / Zlatanova V 2 6 6 2 2
  • Italy F3, Doubles
    Borgo F / Naso G 2 6 6 2 2 Botticelli G / Santini L 0 2 0 0 0
  • Manama, Doubles W-C10-BRN-01A
    Chipan N / Kokni M 0 4 0 0 0 Scholsen H / Tolibova S 2 6 6 2 2
  • Manama, Doubles W-C10-BRN-01A
    Fafaliou S / Jebawy J 2 6 6 2 2 Mdlulwa W / Sabljarevic S 0 1 2 0 0
  • El Kantaoui, Singles Qualifyin...
    Pitisci, Fabiana 1 7 1 1 Turki, Meriem 0 6 0 0
  • Qatar F1, Doubles
    Simon T / Vibert F-A 2 6 6 2 2 Aljufairi O A / Shanan AL Harrasi I 0 2 2 0 0
  • Qatar F1, Doubles
    De Goeijen B / Griekspoor T 0 4 3 0 Popko D / Weidinger D 1 6 4 1
  • Raanana, Israel, Doubles, Qual...
    Ghedin R / Ungur A 0 2 0 0 Kravchuk K / Molchanov D 2 6 6 2
  • Italy F3, Doubles
    Bortolotti M / Lizariturry J 1 6 4 1 Capecchi D / Vavassori A 1 2 6 1
  • Manama, Doubles W-C10-BRN-01A
    Codino F / Morvayova V 2 6 6 2 2 Fareh A / Jones M G 0 1 3 0 0
  • Qatar F1, Doubles
    Marsalek J / Rice D 2 6 6 2 2 Faber M / Madanchi A 0 0 4 0 0
  • Qatar F1, Doubles
    Dzaleta N / Kamal K 0 2 1 0 0 Fabian P / Merckx J 2 6 6 2 2
  • Morocco F3, Doubles
    Allouch K / Sahli S 0 1 0 0 0 Mazon-Hernandez R / Serrano Sanz L 2 6 6 2 2
  • Italy F3, Doubles
    Bonuccelli F / Leonardi F 0 4 3 0 Giacalone O / Volante M 1 6 0 1
  • El Kantaoui, Singles Qualifyin...
    Buzarnescu, Mihaela 2 6 6 2 2 BEN Abdallah, Yasmine 0 0 0 0 0
  • Morocco F3, Doubles
    Domingues J / Sousa P 1 6 1 1 Vatutin A / Werner J-M 0 3 1 0
  • Morocco F3, Doubles
    Ouahabi T / Tifnouti T 0 2 1 0 Giner M / Surchenko D 1 6 1 1
  • Croissy-Beaubourg, Doubles W-C...
    Broady N / Pliskova K 0 2 0 Melnikova M / Shapatava S 0 2 0
  • Croissy-Beaubourg, Doubles W-C...
    Buzean D / Klemenschits S 0 1 0 Foretz S / Vrljic A 0 2 0
  • Morocco F3, Doubles
    Chazal M / Diep F 0 4 0 Bensoussan S / Gillet J 0 5 0
  • Italy F3, Doubles
    Frelich P / Nejedly P 0 1 0 Fallert F / Raab D 0 4 0
  • Italy F3, Doubles
    Galoppini D / Rakotomalala M 16:00 Biffi L / Lamberti E
  • Osprey, Singles Qualifying W-C...
    Kerkhove, Lesley 0 1 0 Osaka, Naomi 0 0 0
  • Osprey, Singles Qualifying W-C...
    Khromacheva, Irina 16:00 Goncalves, Paula Cristina
  • Croissy-Beaubourg, Singles W-C...
    Georges, Myrtille 16:10 Abduraimova, Nigina
  • Osprey, Singles Qualifying W-C...
    Bondarenko, Kateryna 16:10 Krejsova, Petra
  • Spain F7, Doubles
    Ribeiro Navarrete S / Zapata Miralles B 16:30 Hernando-Ruano J / Villacorta-Alonso R
  • Miami, USA
    Nishikori, Kei 16:50 Troicki, Viktor
  • Miami, USA, Doubles
    Rojer J-J / Tecau H 17:00 Cabal J S / Farah R
  • Miami, USA
    Williams, Venus 17:00 Wozniacki, Caroline
  • Miami, USA
    Radwanska, Agnieszka 17:00 Suarez Navarro, Carla
  • Spain F7, Doubles
    Lora-Prado J / Redondo Pereira D 17:00 Alcaraz Ivorra A / Vega Hernandez D
  • Spain F7, Doubles
    Amantegui J / Semmler M 17:00 Arenas-Gualda I / Ortega-Olmedo R
  • Croissy-Beaubourg, Singles W-C...
    Sasnovich, Aliaksandra 17:15 Martic, Petra
  • Croissy-Beaubourg, Doubles W-C...
    Amanmuradova A / Kichenok N 17:15 Kostova E / Marozava L
  • Osprey, Singles Qualifying W-C...
    Evtimova, Dia 17:30 Kalinina, Anhelina
  • Osprey, Singles Qualifying W-C...
    Rus, Arantxa 17:30 Caregaro, Martina
  • Croissy-Beaubourg, Singles W-C...
    Ozaki, Risa 17:40 Hogenkamp, Richel
  • Osprey, Singles Qualifying W-C...
    Pegula, Jessica 17:40 Mrdeza, Tereza
  • Spain F7, Singles
    Vivero Gonzalez, Pablo 18:00 Plaza, Santiago
  • Miami, USA
    Bellucci, Thomaz 18:10 Dolgopolov, Alexandr
  • Miami, USA
    Goffin, David 18:15 Janowicz, Jerzy
  • Miami, USA
    Williams, Serena 18:15 Kuznetsova, Svetlana
  • Miami, USA, Doubles
    Garcia C / Srebotnik K 18:20 Chan H-C / Jankovic J
  • Spain F7, Doubles
    Arauzo-Martinez J-S / Pulgar-Garcia J 18:30 Gomez Mantilla I / Thurau U
  • Spain F7, Doubles
    Oliveira G / Roy M 18:30 Folie A / Yevseyev D
  • Croissy-Beaubourg, Doubles W-C...
    Coin J / Johansson M 18:45 LIM A / Thorpe L
  • Le Gosier, Guadeloupe, Qualify...
    Jasika, Omar 19:00 Romboli, Fernando
  • Le Gosier, Guadeloupe, Qualify...
    Middelkoop, Matwe 19:00 Volfson, David
  • Osprey, Singles Qualifying W-C...
    Soylu, Ipek 19:00 Abanda, Francoise
  • Osprey, Singles Qualifying W-C...
    Irigoyen, Maria 19:10 Gonzalez, Montserrat
  • Miami, USA, Doubles
    Rodionova AN / Rodionova AR 19:30 Muguruza G / Suarez Navarro C
  • Miami, USA
    Chardy, Jeremy 19:30 Raonic, Milos
  • Miami, USA, Doubles
    Hlavackova A / Hradecka L 19:35 Jans-Ignacik K / Klepac A
  • Miami, USA
    Pliskova, Karolina 19:35 Gavrilova, Daria
  • Le Gosier, Guadeloupe, Qualify...
    Cunha, Henrique 20:20 Ubiergo, Jordan
  • Le Gosier, Guadeloupe, Qualify...
    Balagne, Stephane 20:20 Koolhof, Wesley
  • Miami, USA
    Djokovic, Novak 20:50 Darcis, Steve
  • Miami, USA, Doubles
    Bolelli S / Fognini F 20:50 Pospisil V / Sock J
  • Miami, USA
    Errani, Sara 20:50 Lisicki, Sabine
  • Miami, USA
    Makarova, Ekaterina 21:00 Petkovic, Andrea
  • San Luis Potosi, Mexico, Quali...
    Duran, Guillermo 21:00 Gomez, Juan Sebastian
  • San Luis Potosi, Mexico, Quali...
    Endara, Ivan 21:00 Dutra Silva, Rogerio
  • Miami, USA, Doubles
    Almagro N / Garcia-Lopez G 22:00 Anderson K / Chardy J
  • Miami, USA
    Stephens, Sloane 22:05 Bencic, Belinda
  • Miami, USA, Doubles
    Bellucci T / Souza J 22:10 Draganja M / Kontinen H
  • Miami, USA
    Rosol, Lukas 22:15 Ferrer, David
  • San Luis Potosi, Mexico, Quali...
    Struvay, Eduardo 22:15 EL Mihdawy, Adam
  • San Luis Potosi, Mexico, Quali...
    Lapentti, Giovanni 22:15 Zampieri, Caio
  • Miami, USA
    Simon, Gilles 23:00 Falla, Alejandro
  • Miami, USA, Doubles
    Murray J / Peers J 23:30 Melo M / Soares B

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Seljo Kalač se mnogo hvališe, to nie uredu

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Opet sam se obreo na stranicama dnevnoga lista s nazivom Kurir (štopo sam bio mnogo bardo za special za vreme prvenstva Staroga kontinenta u fudbalu), a Žigara već moli u fazonu: „Moine se šališ na moi račun, dosta e bilo“. Ja odgovor: „Ćenem puno, al mora te potkačim malo metodom povremeno podmetodom u svakoi trećoi rečenici“, a kumara patos.

Ono šo mie okupiralo pažnju u proteklom vremenu metodom intrige e podatak da Seljo Kalač ima nispe od 28 cantimetara, žeka izmerio ga pa se hvališe dae naiobdarenii, Ron Džeremi odgovara: „Ae da ga merimo“, a Severina u fazonu oće proba samo fali rečno plovilo zvano jahta i uređai za snimanje pod nazivom kamera. Sigurnoe da bi široke narodne mase uživale u tom takozvanom sudaru titana ko šo uživaju kad Pantela teroriše protivničke odbrane ili kad tovarim Žigaru na svom fen peidžu na društvenoi mreži Feisbuk.

Šo ga nisu priavili za Ginisovu knjigu rekorda za naiobdarenii žbun (inače knjiga e nastala 1951. godine, kaje menadžer pivare Ginis ušo u kafanu pae divio dase ljudi takmiče ko će pre da poede neku hranu. Mora Pantela vas obrazue loma)? Šo ga nisu poslali na olimipadu za kategoriu skok s motkom (el kapirate zonfić, Seljo ima motku)? Malo sam izneverovo oko cele situacie, štopo Seljo sigurno žela, ili e u fazonu ko Žigara kaje merio, viče Žigara: „Pantela, ja iam 35, isto ko i ti“, nie ljomber skapiro da gae merio na milimetarskoj raspodeli lenjira za OTO.

Moa poruka, nači ovai put za promenu malo bičarkama - moine veruete ovima šo se hvališu da im e veliki nispe, nego odma budite u fazonu: „Esi obdaren macane? Upali kameru vrste veb, dase proveri veličina i ništa manje obim“. Ima Pantela i poruku na jeziku latinskom „Penis bonus pax in domo“ iliti „Veliki nispe, bičarke zadovoljne“.


Pantela specijalni kolumnista Kurira za Olimpijske igreu Londonu 2012

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